SithSpawn (Song)

"SithSpawn", by Toff, is a song rewrite/parody of "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha, who for some reason has decided that the letter S is just not cool enough for her.

The meter isn't exactly the same, but it's close enough.

It has yet to be performed live, but that could change.

Lyrics
Wake up in the mornin' patience wearing thin

Was kept up late all night hearing Rhilian.

But that's the way that it goes at the Mando love shack

Sometimes I just wanna leave but I'd always come back

It's always

Gotta go kill some Feds, feds

Fish gonna lose their heads, heads

Merci's been killing 'em dead, dead

Life in the compound can be rough,

But Mandos, we gotta be real tough,

Ain't gonna stop until we get enough,

Don't stop, blow the top, coming via air drop,

Tonight, win this fight, 'splosions light up the night

We rock, 'round the clock, if she's awe then I'm shock, yeah

Ooooh ooo ooooh oooh woah oh,

Ooooh ooo ooooh ooo ooooh

Don't stop, blow the top, c'oming via air drop,

Tonight, win this fight, 'splosions light up the night

We rock, 'round the clock, i'f she's awe then I'm shock, yeah

Ooooh ooo ooooh oooh woah oh,

Ooooh ooo ooooh ooo ooooh

At the Redoubt we hide, making kids into Knights

Avoid the cultists and the feds, we're not looking to fight,

But Lys and Shay know what to do, they keep us entertained,

Despite Master Button's attempts to keep it all contained

Cortana's blowing up all the food, food

Seras is going to brood, brood

Xion's acting very subdued, dued

See Titch and Groz, killing tarentateks

Callan's worried, Tari's a wreck

Hush nearly cut open her neck.

Don't stop, never drop, Jedi going to the top,

The Force, helps of course, with crystals straight from the source,

Survive, stay alive, keeping down in our hive, yeah.

Ooooh ooo ooooh oooh woah oh,

Ooooh ooo ooooh ooo ooooh

Don't stop, never drop, Jedi going to the top,

The Force, helps of course, with crystals straight from the source,

Survive, stay alive, keeping down in our hive, yeah.

Ooooh ooo ooooh oooh woah oh,

Ooooh ooo ooooh ooo ooooh

The staff, they rule us all,

They always know, Jazz, you're a bro,

Yeah you're rockin'

Nick's our AI

Kossie's good cop, Manda is not,

Yeah you're rockin'

Rocket we love,

The half-asian, Fels trolls again,

Yeah you're rockin'

The admin staff, stops the riffraff, stops the riffraff

And the party don't start 'til Indy's here

Sithspawn, up 'til dawn, newbies out on the lawn,

Go post or you're toast, add that to favorite quotes

Cbox, Window's locked, go hide under The Rock, yeah

Ooooh ooo ooooh oooh woah oh,

Ooooh ooo ooooh ooo ooooh

Sithspawn, up 'til dawn, newbies out on the lawn,

Go post or you're toast, add that to favorite quotes

Cbox, Window's locked, go hide under The Rock, yeah

Ooooh ooo ooooh oooh woah oh,

Ooooh ooo ooooh ooo ooooh