Indy's Living Room

"In my head, Indy has a bunch of cardboard boxes in her living room, each labeled with the name of a Sithspawnian, and she just stands in the middle of them all and shakes her head and wonders what went wrong with her life."

- Fels

According to Cbox Lore(TM), Indy's Living Room is the interweb location of the Sithspawn Cbox. An amorphous place, this is where all of the cbox shenanigans take place and has been destroyed inumerable times, by nuclear explosions, grenades, and other things, only to be mystically rebuilt within the next few seconds.

The Closet of Souls
When you join Sithspawn you give your soul to Indy. She keeps them in jars in her closet of souls. At least, that's what I'm making up... We don't really know...

The Couch
A large piece of furniture, the couch is able to fit all the Sithspawnians with a generous amount of elbow room left over, but nobody likes to sit alone. Everyone just piles on, no matter what.

The Frakin' Front Door
A strong, sturdy slab of wood, the front door is constantly boarded up in case of zombie attack. There is a peephole, and a nice fanlight at the top.

The Felbeast's Armchair
"My chair is made of pleather and spikes. Anyone who sits in it gets a spike right up the ass. I've just gotten used to the feeling over the years."

- The Felbeast

... Just don't sit here. Ever. It faces out The Window.

The Lawn
Unlike Indy's Living Room, the Lawn does not have the ability to regenerate itself. Since August 16, 2010, it has been a battlefield, littered with the bodies of velociraptors, gallons of nacho cheese shot from Truffle's starship cannons, and energy scoring from various other orbital bombardments. From an earlier fight, there is a massive crater where the path leading up to the Porch would be, thanks to MAC round from space, and several nuclear explosions.

Manda's Porch
While it isn't technically inside of Indy's Living Room, it is still part of the Cbox. A solid wraparound structure, the floor colored a faded pale blue and trim in chipped white paint, the porch is the place where the old geezers of Sithspawn sit. Manda keeps her rocking chair, her bottle of moonshine, and her shotgun for shooting at youngsters on her lawn here, and it smells eternally of a hot summer, cool refreshing drinks, and gunpowder. Not to be confused with Manda's Lawn, where "all you faggots loiter for hours on end" (The Felbeast).

The Moat
A long, wide trench around the cbox, it is filled with grape juice to ward off the velociraptors. Built by Kossie, it is a marvel of grape juice engineering.

Nick's Computer
One corner of the Living Room is constantly occupied by Nick, the AI of Sithspawn. It is a sprawling mass of wires, boxes, and other computer stuff that Rocket can't name. Sometimes, when there's a zombie attack, he can be hidden by a dust sheet.

The Rock
There isn't actually any true one Rock; there are many rocks, and all of them are good for hiding.

Skylight
Apparently, there isn't really a skylight, but people continue to crash through it. But it's not really there.

The Upstairs
... We don't go up there. That's where the ghosts of muses long dead reside. If you hear thumping, do not investigate. Only the Felbeast may venture there and survive any amount of time. According to her, there are a lot of fedoras up there.

The Window
There are several windows within Indy's Living Room, all offering superb views of various things, but there is only one which everybody uses. Whether it is to jump out of, toss someone out of, or crash through, it is The Window.

The Clone Closet

This is where all the clones of all Sithspawnians are kept. There seem to be an inordinate amount of deaths, so steps had to be taken to insure that Sithspawnia is not depopulated as a result of Xenomorphs, Velociraptors, or zombie attacks.