Indy's Life

"Why the hell do you have a walk-in freezer, anyway?"

- The Fel-beast in reference to Indy's method of detainment

Indy "Schmindy" Pollard, the glorious CEO of Sithspawn, has led an eventful life thus far. Among other things, she is known to have kidnapped famous (and obscure) actors for use as future play-bys. As discussed by Sorbet and the Fel-beast, she is a serial roleplayer wanted in three countries, in addition to Guam, where she has a death sentence on her head. It is rumored that she broke out of a maximum security jail with the assistance of Bob Beck and Felix Ley.

At the present time, Indy lives in New Zealand, where she enjoys political amnesty whilst planning the kidnapping of famous actor Karl Urban. Little does she know, he is aware of her intentions, and has plans for a counteroffensive with the aid of Sean Bean and David Tennant. The idea is to sneak into her abode late at night and replace her sleeping pills with rat poison, which no doubt will have little to no effect on this danger to society. By reading this, you have established a connection with this wanted felon. The police have been provided with your IP address. God have mercy on your soul.