Felbeast

"I've forgotten more about Sithspawn than you fools will ever know."

- The Felbeast

The Felbeast is the creature which lurks just beyond the light of the Cbox. Hiding in the vents and under the floorboards, she is the killer of nooblets as well as Sithspawn's resident troll.

Cbox Lore(TM)
Since time immemorial, the Felbeast has been both the antagonizer and the protector of the Sithspawn cbox. A diety with two faces, she provides the members of Sithspawn with much fun, but also much pain. No known mortal can defeat the Felbeast save Indy and Manda.

Other titles include Diane, Diance, Fels, the Anderfels, Destroyer of All Things Good, and Shakespeare.

Newbie Roast
1 leg of newbie 2 cups fresh unicorn blood 1 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1/2 cup white wine vinegar 2 tsp cayenne pepper

In a shallow bowl, mix the unicorn blood, vinegar, and a pinch of sea salt & black pepper. Cover with saran wrap and refrigerate for two hours. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees, and trim the excess fat off the leg. Soak the leg in the blood/vinegar mixture and stick it in a metal baking pan in the oven for 45 minutes, under tin foil. Take the tin foil off and sprinkle the cheese over, then add another 15 minutes. Season to taste. Serves one Fels-beast or four mortals. NOTE: If the leg is not deboned, add twenty minutes to the baking.