Your Cave

Unlike Better, which has some pretty legit comedy and buried affection for those it mocked, thanks to Xi!muse's contributions, Your Cave is sheer unrepentant smut. Ilian!muse has no soul and is gradually eroding mine. So, with many apologies, here it is. Oh, it's a parody of The Cave by Mumford and Sons. Also, Ilian!muse insists that it's a sweet love song and that he's being romantic as hell.

The Song
It's empty in my heart when you're not here. I've driven you away and, love, I fear. Don't know what I can do. I can only hope that you still care.

This week left no one else who can satisfy. No other I want to hear moan and sigh. Don't even want a threesome with those Ordos who are bi.

But I will hold on hope. And I won't let you choke, On my cock deep in your throat. And I have strength to spare. And I love you, my dear. Oh, I long to kiss you everywhere.

Cuz I have nothing else to fill my time. Try to be only yours if you'll be mine. Because since you left it's only you for whom I pine.

So tie me to a post. I mean on the bed. And tear my pants off and give me sweet head. Er, I mean to say I love you and we can do something else instead.

But I will hold on hope. And I won't let you choke, On my cock deep in your throat. And I have strength to spare. And I love you, my dear. Oh, I long to kiss you everywhere.

Fracking hell, I miss your cave and the way it feels. And also all your cute little gasps and squeals. I hope I find you soon so we can recombine our sex appeals.

But that's not all I want, Our love to show and flaunt, And to not be squished by your crushgaunt.

Cuz I want to love you more. And show how much I adore, Everything about you, my Rhia.

But I will hold on hope. And I won't let you choke, On my cock deep in your throat. And I have strength to spare. And I love you, my dear. Oh, I long to kiss you everywhere.