Sparky

One of the most infamous rejected applicants ever to darken Sithspawn's door. He just can't understand why the admins on every site he goes to says he sucks! Certainly it can't be because he does, in fact, suck, as he's a far better roleplayer than anyone else on the Internet. It must be because they're jealous of how awesome his characters are. Also, he has a severe phobia about using spellcheck, following rules, and paying attention to canon.

Sparky was not his actual real life or character name. He was first dubbed with the nickname in Manda's critique of his application/attitude, and it stuck.