Crotch Blaster

A rare - bordering on mythical - weapon, the crotch blaster is a standard blaster with a barrel of at least two feet which is designed to strap around the crotch of the user. It has been jokingly compared to a humanoid's penis, but the designer has specifically stated that this was not the intention. Despite the designer's protestations, the true name of the weapon is unknown due to this prevailing belief about it.

The weapon is perfect for stealth missions and surprise attacks as it is predominately hidden in the user's pants in a 'flaccid' or 'down' state. The weapon is activated by means of light sensors along its barrel. When it is exposed to light, the blaster moves up into an erect state and is able to be fired with quick forward thrusts of the hips.

Many knock-offs have been made of this weapon, but it is believed that only one exists in the galaxy. It is much sought after.

Known Users
Ilian Ischoron