The Toilets are not Conventional

The Toilets are not Conventional is an upcoming travel guide book by Isayev Kuryakin encompassing his experiences while on the planet Mandalore among the Mandalorian Clans people and their culture.

Summary
Foreword: "DON'T EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING, SERIOUSLY."

Chapter 1: "Never, under any circumstances, look anyone in the eye. EVER."

Chapter 2 "THEY WILL OFFER YOU FOOD ANYWAYS, AND YOU WILL GET BEATEN IF YOU REJECT IT. LEARN TO FAKE SWALLOW."

Chapter 3: "DO NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES HIT ON THE WOMEN UNLESS THEY JUMP YOU FIRST."

Chapter 4: "IF IT ISN'T YOURS, FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T TOUCH IT"

Chapter 5: "NEVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THEIR CHILDREN. THE CHILDREN ARE ARMED."

Chapter 6: "A KELDABE KISS IS A LOT LESS PLEASANT THAN IT SOUNDS."

Chapter 7: "THE WOMEN ARE INDISCERNIBLE FROM MEN WHILST ARMORED."

Chapter 8: "NEVER AGREE TO A DRINKING CONTEST. YOU WILL LOSE."

Chapter 8.5: "A DRUNK MANDALORIAN IS A GREAT DEAL MORE AGGRESSIVE THAN A SOBER MANDALORIAN."

Chapter 9: "NEVER DENIGRATE A MANDALORIAN'S WEAPON UNLESS YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE KILLED BY IT."

Behind the Scenes
The Toilets are not Conventinal was a result of another late night in the cbox, triggered by The Price of Fish, a thread where Isayev Kuryakin was immersing himself in the Mandalorian culture in order to uncover details on their operations and behaviour.